We’re friends… we’re extras.Let’s talk about how Nate and Sophie are terrible at being in a relationship like they’re already in one. The First Rule of San Lorenzo: You don’t talk about San Lorenzo… or the kiss or Sophie’s real name. (In my personal headcanon, Nate shouts different names mid-coitus till he gets it right—DOMINIQUE?… CAROLINE?… RAQUEL?). The Second Rule of San Lorenzo: sobriety not optional, develop a drinking habit, or leave your spouse, the Duke on your behalf. I love Nate acting coy like he doesn’t have stellar decision-making skills even under the influence. Yeah, Nate, how ever did you slip into Sophie’s vagina and pass out on the floor. Three, when considering a friends with benefits relationship, act like it’s not a big deal, because that’s mastermind talk for we’re taking baby steps. Lastly, make sure the chances of Eliot and Parker NOT seeing a bra dangling from the staircase is zero. Relationship advice not written by Nate and Sophie. Hardison and Parker, don’t take notes.
