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GENDERSWAP!Les Lemon — JAKE JOHNSON
Jackie Donaghy — PORTIA DE ROSSI
Kay Parcell — GILLIAN JACOBS
Tracy Jordan — MAYA RUDOLPH
![[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fttsTT2z1qa5ff2o1_500.png)
[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)
I’ll tell you what, I take notes, in general, so if you’re just specific, thorough and precise, that’ll help.
#let me write a fucking novel about all the feelings this episode gave me about sophie and tara #tara called her ‘soph’ #for one thing #they bicker all the time about their differing grifting techniques but then they always come to the same conclusion #and then they make fun of each other and are all challengy and competitive #but then tara just reaches over and sweeps something out of sophie’s hair fondly #because that’s just how they roll #and they played it so subtle and perfect and you can tell they’ve been friends for forever #like we know tara and we know sophie and we know they know each other #but we never knew how they interacted #and now we kind of do but we have only seen a glimpse #oh god it’s perfect #and sophie is in white and tara is in black #and they throw the bomb out the window because they are grifters #and they don’t know how to deal with that bomb shit #and then they have a drink #somebody stop me #leverage #things that are totally canon: sophie and tara have had phone sex #and also a lot of real sex
