Claire: Husband, I have questions.
Hyde: I’m not your husband.
Claire: What? Because you’ve changed? I don’t know what you are, I don’t know if you’re schizoid or a werewolf or the first man to discover PMT. But honey, yes, you are my husband, so… [slaps him] What the hell do you mean you haven’t fucked anything in days?
Hyde: [laughs] You’re not serious.
Claire: Look at my face.
Hyde: I’m not your husband!
Claire: You’re Tom Jackman.
Hyde: No. We just share a dick.
Claire: Yeah. And it’s mine.Jekyll, episode 103.
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PART OF ELENA’S CONTINUITY BONER MOMENTS
1.01 The Nigerian Job / 4.18 The Last Dam Job